Shypixel - You are here

So you made it to shypixel.com. Congratulations are in order, you have successfully navigated the world wide web.

Please don't mind the 'lil shypixels, they get loose from time to time. If they get in your way, just give 'em a click, they are, after all, shy.

This site is being radically modified, so if you find yourself at the end of a broken link, looking at missing images, or with a busted layout, please follow these simple instructions:

• Don't panic - RIP Douglas Adams
• If you are using Internet Explorer 7, please consider upgrading to IE8, a much better browser
• If you are using Internet Explorer 8, please consider upgrading to a real browser
• If you are using Internet Explorer 6 or lower, please leave my site immediately. I do not support IE6. Of course, this site would look all fucked up anyways, so just go somewhere else already. People like you are ruining the internet
• Use that handy little 'Back' button built into every browser ever made
• Check something else out instead
• Come back in a few days, and try again

When it comes down to it, I am depending on you to be a capable, reasoning, and functional person. If you do not fit this description, perhaps you would be better off playing solitaire. I mean seriously, if you can't even handle an occasional 404 while I piece my site together, then I really have nothing to offer you here.