Cute little comic that speaks the truth. Not my usual fare, but what the hell…

From: Every Day People

Now this is my kind of self-help guide. Straight to the point, pulls no punches, gritty, dirty, mean and real. May not be safe for work. No nudity or anything, but if you work in an uptight office, be warned…

Sorry ladies, this one is just for the guys.

Guide after the Jump.

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So far the hottest topic for comment about this site has been the little shypixels that float all over the screen. They’ve been called distracting, annoying, and pesky.

Well, too bad, they’re staying. It isn’t like it is so hard to hunt them down and get rid of them if they are in your way. One person asked if I could set it up so that once you have chased them all away, they would not return on subsequent page views. No way. More likely I’ll make it so that after you’ve clicked them all, they’ll sneak back out onto the page again.

My goal for the pixels is to turn them into a mini-game. My current idea is to set-up a little jail that you can drag them into. If a loose pixel runs into the jail, it will free its friends. Pixels will occasionally escape from the jail, just to keep things interesting. I’m thinking that each time a pixel escapes, its speed will increase, making it harder to re-capture.

Another option is to have different implements of torture that you can drag a pixel onto for a gruesome, animated death. I think these will be unlockable, once you have captured x number of pixels per site-visit.

So to make a long story short, no, the pixels will not be leaving. If anything, they will get increasingly annoying with time.

I want you to hate them.

OK, so its late, and I’m tired of re-configuring this WP theme, so this is all you get. This one lame-assed post that makes no efforts to hoodwink you into assigning it any worth at all.

As it is late, my humor grows dry and I just start to type, filling up space to get a feel for the layout when thee is content in it.

Not tremendously exciting for a first post, but fuck it, I’m tired.